Drive Angry

Alright boys and girls, its been a while since I posted, and after reminiscing over my review for "Casino Royale" I have decided to write a quick review over the last movie I just witnessed. Now I went into this knowing it wasn't going to be the next "Inception", but damnit I love to drive angry, and I love Nic Cage's "shitty" acting. So me and my buddy Andy Atkinson decided to buy a bunch of crap food from the 99 Cent Store and went to town.

So ya, I watched the trailer. Which first off, told me more about the plot than the movie. Secondly, it was awfully written, but whats to expect. Thirdly, there were some awesome (and I mean awesomely bad) action scenes. The one where Cage is boning the waitress while blowing away a bunch of dudes with a cigar in his mouth and a bottle of whiskey in his hand was amazing, but you really don't need to pay attention to the movie script. It was probably about a 50 page script, mostly of descriptions of Cage's awful shots, but ya they gotta go somewhere.

Anyways, if you decide to check out this flick, make sure to have a couple beers (or shots of whiskey) and don't plan on paying too much attention to it. They never really explain the damn movie, but there are hot chicks, titties, guns, fast cars, and awful Nic Cage acting in it. Would I see it again? No. Would I recommend watching it once while you're drunk? Yes.