Today's Random item in the mail

So ya, I did recieve another random package from the same address in Culver City, CA. This one was about 6" x 6" x 12", so it seemed a little more realistic. I opened it up and it was this:





Sure enough I was freaked out. Everyone I told thought it was badass. So I thought, lets just see how much it will go for on ebay. Sure enough, the damn thing is some collectors item that only a few people recieved during some speech at comicon in San Fran this year. And it is going for $75 on ebay. WOW. The real ques is what do I do with this flimsy ass mask... sell it on ebay for a cool $75 to gamble with in Vegas next month, or wait and hold onto it, hoping it will escalate in price? If anyone that is reading this is a collector, please give me your input!

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

Words cannot express what I feel when I watch this:



http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

Where is this shit coming from?!?

Well, sure enough I never recieved box 3/4. Yesterday, I recieved, or what I thought. Today I recieved a 27lb box including matrix shirts, starsky and hutch crap, and a bunch of old movie promotions. I assumed it was the missing box. This one was actually labelled to my name and address in Bloomington, but was from the same company that sent me 100lbs of tampons. As I looked at the box, it was 1/1, so who knows what happened to the other box. And will I continue to be recieving these random items? Only time will tell. Any wagers on what I will recieve in my next package? I am taking bets now, and sorry Tuholski, it wasnt a kitten!

This should happen to Larry David...

So today started pretty typical, had to wake up early to drive from Valpo to BTown before SCAP. Unpacked, checked the mail, went to class. As I come home and walk in my door, I look on the couch and see a package. Yippee I think in my head. Ooh, its heavy too. I open it and it looks like a bunch of posters. Huh, I already recieved my yearly St Pauli's Girl poster.

Dawn walks out of her room, what the fuck did you order? The ups guys said its supposed to go to Minnesota. She points at two more boxes in the corner.

I look at them and they weigh 50 lbs each. I open them and find 20 little girly bags tightly placed in each box. They look like one of those packs you get the first day of college including all fun stuff like shampoo and tampons. So Dawn asks to open one and she does. The contents appear as follows:

I am even more blown away now. I have 40 of these bags of girly goodies sitting in my living room and a box filled so tightly with poster I cannot remove them to look at them without ripping the box. The real funny thing is; the boxes are all labelled 1 of 4, 2 of 4, and 4 of 4. But I never recieved box #3... what will come of this? Stay tuned and read my next blog! Please let me know if anyone has any insight on this!

I hope Neil's not a Vampire!

So, we decided to go out and party last night (saturday) in Valpo since we didnt go too crazy party-wise in LA. It all started when I pounded 3 bottles Franzekanser (this thick-ass german hefeweisen beer). We then headed to a chill bar and they had black and tans on special. But besides the regular black and tans, they offered an assortment of mixers to go on bottom. They were all topped with guiness, but I ordered a black and blue; guiness and blue moon. Josh ordered a black and cider, guiness and cider obviously. After 2 black and blues, we went to the Franklin House, a local towny bar that recently remodeled (and got its liquor license revoked) It was nicer than I imagined, and went ahead and ordered an MGD. Josh then ordered us all a "Lunchbox"; a pint of beer and you drop a shot of half amaretto half OJ. The thing was, the dumb bartender mixed the pint of beer with OJ, then gave us a shot of amaretto. After chugging half a glass of this concoction, I stopped and burped.

Throughout the night, Neil wanted to steal some glasses as usual, so I took a break and stole a glass into his car. I was then DD for the night, so I stopped drinking. Well, Josh wanted to steal a shot glass, which sucked so he grabbed one. We then shoved 3 more in his pockets (some not empty). Then night ended with a total of 4 stolen pint glasses, and 4 shot glasses. After Neil ordered drinks back and forth, I drove Josh home, and went on to my house. Neil and Valia wanted to go to Pepes, which was closed, so I went to White Castle instead. As we are ordering, Neil takes my phone and calls Beka Schultz. I think this is a bad idea, so I try and close the phone. What does Neil do? He fuckin bites my shoulder. I yell and drop the phone. The WC employees are obviously like, WTF, but we get our food and continue home. After an hour or so of Neil lookin at my digi pics, Jeff calls my cell and Neil answers and repeats only "holla at your boy". They get pissed, and Neil leaves at 5am. Jeff continues to call me back and i dont answer til about 530 am. And that was a night on the town in Valpo.

A not so typical Thursday...

So today started off pretty normal... kinda chilly outside, thought I would go get Valia a few BDay presents. So I met Yoosuk at the mall to go shopping for his g/f and my g/f. To begin, Yoosuk looked for the book "The Count of Monte Cristo" for a good hour, no luck. So we bth left the mall and as I am leaving, I hear his car not starting. Normally, I would wait to make sure his car starts, but the night before he told me this is usal. About 1 minute later, I get a phone call from guess who... Yoosuk. He's outta gas, so I went and bought a gas can and some gas. So now my car smells of gasoline and my head begins to hurt.

To further things, I get a call from Brian, saying that G's episode is done, but its on the record computer, which is not connected to the network. I try to explain to him to use the tech team hard drive, but he is busy with the infocastor. So my next feat is to help B out.

About 30 secs later, I get a freaked out voicemail of Alicia with no team to go tape some HSH shoot. I called her back and explained to her that I had a meeting and she needed to find someone else, even though I "help" all the other teams out!

Lastly, to put the icing on the cake, I get a voicemail from Alex stating that Rachel left town and could not host HD. So now we need a host. Since we could think of no one else to do it, I ended up hosting my first episode of HD! The real fun part was the answer I get from the 2nd contestant. The question is "Have you ever done anything that youve regretted while beign drunk?" Her response was "Ive been in many regretable threesomes" I was speechless nonetheless.

The night then ended with no batteries left in the storage room, and Kaylyn turning into business mode expressing her true thoughts on what we should do to get more equipment. Sounds like a good future director!

The "N" word

This is gonna be short and sweet. The only thing I want to point out is my favorite quote in the following video... "I like to emphasize the [ah]". Just watch this video, you might be somewhat offended, but the greatest part of all is that this guy just doesnt give a fuck!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/nword.html