Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking PLANE!!!

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! ***warning, spoilers!***


So the day finally came. August 18 (well August 17 at 10pm for us lucky ones), the premiere of Snakes on a Plane! Me, Neil, Josh, Matt, Andrew, and Nikki saw it in Merrillville. We were hyping ourselves up all day and the entire ride up. We were expecting the theatre to be full of a yelling and shouting audience, but unfortunately it was only about 1/4 filled. Some dude in front of us ended up being a film student at Ball St. and kept talking about some shit none of us cared about. Then Josh was mooching our popcorn, so we sent him to get a refill during the commercials before the flick. He got pissed and spilled popcorn all over the guy, which ended up being pretty funny. Anyways, on to the movie.



The Weapons


I figured I would just talk about a few of my favorite parts of the movie. At the begining of the film, I decided to keep note in my head of all the weapons Samuel L Jackson uses to kill the snakes. From my memory, here is the complete list (please let me know if I missed any!):

Tazer

Microwave (used by the "gay" guy)
Broken Bottle of Champagne

Gun

Hairspray Flamethrower

His Fists

Harpoon Gun (My personal fav!)

This is just one great part of the movie. Not only did these ridiculous, makeshift weapons make it awesome, but the characters just accentuated it!


The Characters


We start off with Samuel L Jackson. I dont even have to say anything about him. We have the stuck up bitchy chick with her fucking dog. We have the snobby British businessman. The famous asshole rapper with his fat ass bodyguards. The stoner couple who fucks in the bathroom and dies first as it would happen in any horror movie. The hot ass stewardesses & (The "gay" steward). But by far, my favorite character... Rick the pilot (also known as Champ Kind from Anchorman). Not only was he his sleazy self, but after he gets bit, he fuckin beats the shit outta the snakes. And he made the quote list!



The Quotes


Well, this might be the most important part of the movie. Let's just see if I can remember them all (please also feel free to add any of your fav!):

"Great, now we got snakes on CRACK!" - SLJ

"Do what I say, and you'll live" - SLJ

"I have HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!" - SLJ

"I am opening the fuckin window!" - SLJ

"Whose your daddy now BITCH!" - Gay Steward

as Rick is dying from being bit by a snake "Here, let me wrap your arm with my scarf" - stewardess, "thanks, I think I might need your shirt too!" - Rick (Champ Kind)


Oh how awesome was this movie?!?!?! Please post your comments, and if you havent seen it yet, go see SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!! Greatest movie of the summer! (sorry Johnny Depp)